stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

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emaras:

if you guys hear a faint cry in the distance it’s probably me attempting to do my homework

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“tired” isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore it’s just an inherent part of my personality at this point

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cumber-porn:

siraurion:

vipvictor:

ceruleancynic:

mechanicaljewel:

A lobster is smarter than me.

that’s a mantis shrimp

and it is definitely smarter than me

whattt??!!!

It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to them how the colors didn’t match up. 

gahhh!! bastard!!

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josephasfoury:

obama care. obama gently kiss your forehead. obama love

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sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

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phobias:

do you ever just wanna sleep for like 3 years 

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jackballs:

korra-sensation-domination:

swedens:

I love this image so much.
I’ve seen some women who are offended by this and say it’s ridiculous that her cleavage is showing and things of that sort.
Personally, I think it’s great.
Why should we have an image of a women with her hair tied up and flexing her muscles like she’s a man? (not that that isn’t great too!) In a way it suggests that when our hair is down, our breasts are visible and we wear (GASP) lipstick, we’re somehow lesser than men? We can do it! We can be feminine and successful.
You see what I’m saying here, ladies?
You don’t have to lose your femininity. Being feminine is great. Being masculine is great. Strength is not limited to one way of being.

THE COMMENTARY IS MAKING MY HEART SING

^^ See that? TRUE FEMINISM THERE!! Not insulting men and not insulting women, just perfect!!

lets-find-peace-there:

hated-and-helpless:

okay:

rozahathawaylove:

okay:

Imagine if everybody was born identical and then as your personality grows so do your looks so if you’re a bitch you’ll look be really ugly and if you’re like really nice and stuff then you’ll be like really attractive idk

write a book

i would but i’m lazy

so would being lazy make you ugly or

I sure hope not

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5secondsofboys:

calums-penguin:

this is so cute you don’t understand how much i’m smiling at this omg

THE noSE CRinkle 
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a-ttitude:

worldfallsdown:

unicorn-fish:

joshishollywood:


This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

lol wat

This will never stop being hilarious.

this is amazing ahahahha

I can’t wait until winter because it’s gonna be cold and gloomy outside just like my soul

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